On one end of the scale you’ve got the pizza-guzzling, office-snack hoarding monster, and on the other end you have the ‘ I-must-optimize-every-living-second ’ douche that only drinks fucking Soylent .,But stop fucking telling me to “ Always ask Why ”.,Fuck spending money on ping pong tables that no one ever uses, fucking music rooms, nap rooms, meditation rooms, stress-free rooms, and pilates rooms.